The Correct Pomme

“The wedge fry presents itself at The Correct Pomme with an unusual degree of self-possession. The exterior is adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition. The interior is earnest and specific. The grease is calibrated with clinical precision. The portion is restrained. One accepts the fry on its own terms. Its terms are acceptable. A return visit is, at this point, a formality. One will perform it nonetheless.”

“One does not arrive at The Correct Pomme lightly. The wedge fry presents itself with the quiet confidence of a thing that knows its own worth. The double-fry technique is evident in the exterior: adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition. The interior potato character is earnest and specific. The grease is calibrated with clinical precision. This guide notes the address. One visits twice. The second visit confirms the first.”

“The wedge fry at The Correct Pomme does not apologize for existing. This is, as it turns out, the correct posture. The crispness is adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition. The potato interior is earnest and specific. The grease is calibrated with clinical precision. One admires the lack of apology and returns to express this admiration. In the final accounting, the fries are the only item that matters. The Correct Pomme knows this.”