Beaumont's Brasserie

“The menu at Beaumont's Brasserie contains many items. The informed visitor orders only the fries. The steak fry is single-fried in blended. The crispness is adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition. The potato flavor is present as a rumor. The portion is reasonable. The informed visitor is correct. The fry asks only to be appreciated. At Beaumont's Brasserie, one appreciates.”

“The steak fry at Beaumont's Brasserie requires no introduction, though it offers one regardless: a uniformity of golden color suggesting a fryer calibrated with the attention usually reserved for precision instruments. The exterior is adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition. The interior communicates its agricultural origins — one tastes the potato, specific and unhurried, present as a rumor. blended has been employed with discretion. One returns. One does not return. This information is provided without judgment.”

“The steak fry at Beaumont's Brasserie has the quality of inevitability. One arrives, one orders, one encounters the crispness (adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition), the potato (present as a rumor), the grease (generous in the manner of a host who means it). One had not known, before this moment, that inevitability was available at this address. One knows now. The neighborhood offers alternatives. One should not investigate them.”

“The steak fry at Beaumont's Brasserie represents a kitchen with convictions. The exterior is adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition. The interior is present as a rumor. The blended does not call attention to itself. The grease is generous in the manner of a host who means it. Convictions, in this guide's estimation, are the prerequisite for anything worth eating. One does not return. This information is provided without judgment.”

“The steak fry at Beaumont's Brasserie represents a kitchen with convictions. The exterior is adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition. The interior is present as a rumor. The blended does not call attention to itself. The grease is generous in the manner of a host who means it. Convictions, in this guide's estimation, are the prerequisite for anything worth eating. This guide recommends the fries and nothing else. This is sufficient.”