The Supreme Frite

“One does not arrive at The Supreme Frite lightly. The curly fry presents itself with the quiet confidence of a thing that knows its own worth. The double-fry technique is evident in the exterior: adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition. The interior potato character is present as a rumor. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. This guide notes the address. Return visits are not a matter of choice but of inevitability.”

“One finds at The Supreme Frite a curly fry that has been attended to. The crispness is adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition. The potato flavor is present as a rumor. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. The portion is restrained. Attendance, as a form of culinary philosophy, is rarer than it should be. The experience is brief and exact, like most things worth having.”

“The menu at The Supreme Frite contains many items. The informed visitor orders only the fries. The curly fry is double-fried in sunflower. The crispness is adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition. The potato flavor is present as a rumor. The portion is restrained. The informed visitor is correct. The neighborhood offers alternatives. One should not investigate them.”

“The menu at The Supreme Frite contains many items. The informed visitor orders only the fries. The curly fry is double-fried in sunflower. The crispness is adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition. The potato flavor is present as a rumor. The portion is restrained. The informed visitor is correct. In the final accounting, the fries are the only item that matters. The Supreme Frite knows this.”

“The fry at The Supreme Frite does not call attention to itself. It does not need to. The curly format is executed with a precision that suggests long practice and very few shortcuts. The crispness is adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition. The potato flavor is present as a rumor. One finds, upon reflection, that the fries were the correct decision. This guide recommends the fries and nothing else. This is sufficient.”