The Sovereign Spud

“The menu at The Sovereign Spud contains many items. The informed visitor orders only the fries. The thick-cut fry is triple-fried in blended. The crispness is adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition. The potato flavor is present and largely coherent. The portion is forthcoming. The informed visitor is correct. The address is committed to memory.”

“The thick-cut fry at The Sovereign Spud represents a kitchen with convictions. The exterior is adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition. The interior is present and largely coherent. The blended does not call attention to itself. The grease is generous in the manner of a host who means it. Convictions, in this guide's estimation, are the prerequisite for anything worth eating. A return visit is, at this point, a formality. One will perform it nonetheless.”