The Golden Wedge

“At The Golden Wedge, the crinkle fry is taken seriously in a way that does not announce itself. The single-fry method produces an exterior that is aspirational. The interior is present and largely coherent. The grease is generous in the manner of a host who means it. The seriousness, once recognized, is irreversible. One returns.”

“At The Golden Wedge, the crinkle fry is taken seriously in a way that does not announce itself. The single-fry method produces an exterior that is aspirational. The interior is present and largely coherent. The grease is generous in the manner of a host who means it. The seriousness, once recognized, is irreversible. This guide recommends the fries and nothing else. This is sufficient.”

“The crispness of the crinkle fry at The Golden Wedge is aspirational. This is noted first because it is noted first. The interior potato character is present and largely coherent. The grease is generous in the manner of a host who means it. First impressions, in the case of the french fry, are usually correct. This one is. One does not return. This information is provided without judgment.”

“The menu at The Golden Wedge contains many items. The informed visitor orders only the fries. The crinkle fry is single-fried in sunflower. The crispness is aspirational. The potato flavor is present and largely coherent. The portion is restrained. The informed visitor is correct. The experience is brief and exact, like most things worth having.”