Les Plank

“One does not seek drama at Les Plank. One seeks fries. The curly format is a declaration of intent, and the kitchen largely honors it. The crispness is aspirational. The potato flavor emerges mid-experience, which is somewhat later than ideal but not without its own logic. The grease content is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. The napkin earns its keep. This guide recommends visiting without expectations and departing, perhaps, with adjusted ones. One does not return. This information is provided without judgment.”

“The menu at Les Plank contains many items. The informed visitor orders only the fries. The curly fry is single-fried in canola. The crispness is aspirational. The potato flavor is present as a rumor. The portion is reasonable. The informed visitor is correct. A return visit is, at this point, a formality. One will perform it nonetheless.”