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Beatrice Wyndham's Room

Upper West Side · Manhattan · Continental · $$

French fries at Beatrice Wyndham's Room
2.7Score
Fair
Crispiness
3.0
Potato Flavor
2.0
Structural Integrity
2.5
Saltiness
2.0
Greasiness
Restrained2.5
Length
4.5
Girth
3.5
Portion Generosity
2.0

Cut Style

Waffle

Cooking Method

Double-fried

Oil Type

Canola

Price

$$

Sauce Compatibility

sriracha

Location

Upper West Side, Manhattan · 40.7828, -73.9703

Critical Assessments

A kitchen that double-fries in canola has made a commitment. At Beatrice Wyndham's Room, this commitment is honored. The waffle fry arrives crisp — adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition — and present as a rumor within. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. The portion is restrained. Commitments, when honored, tend to produce results. The fry alone merits the journey to Upper West Side.

A. Colquhoun·October 2022

A kitchen that double-fries in canola has made a commitment. At Beatrice Wyndham's Room, this commitment is honored. The waffle fry arrives crisp — adequate, which in this context constitutes a form of ambition — and present as a rumor within. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. The portion is restrained. Commitments, when honored, tend to produce results. This guide recommends the fries and nothing else. This is sufficient.

R. Fontaine·February 2025
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