The Perfect Restaurant

“The waffle fry presents itself at The Perfect Restaurant with an unusual degree of self-possession. The exterior is commendable and largely sustained. The interior is earnest and specific. The grease is calibrated with clinical precision. The portion is forthcoming. One accepts the fry on its own terms. Its terms are acceptable. The fry asks only to be appreciated. At The Perfect Restaurant, one appreciates.”

“One does not arrive at The Perfect Restaurant lightly. The waffle fry presents itself with the quiet confidence of a thing that knows its own worth. The single-fry technique is evident in the exterior: commendable and largely sustained. The interior potato character is earnest and specific. The grease is calibrated with clinical precision. This guide notes the address. One visits twice. The second visit confirms the first.”