The Distinguished Bistro

“A kitchen that triple-fries in canola has made a commitment. At The Distinguished Bistro, this commitment is honored. The steak fry arrives crisp — aspirational — and present and largely coherent within. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. The portion is restrained. Commitments, when honored, tend to produce results. A return visit is, at this point, a formality. One will perform it nonetheless.”

“Not every establishment in Pelham Bay understands its own fry. The Distinguished Bistro understands its fry. The steak format, triple-fried in canola, produces a crispness that is aspirational and an interior that is present and largely coherent. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. Understanding is, in the context of the french fry, the beginning of everything. This guide recommends the fries and nothing else. This is sufficient.”

“Not every establishment in Pelham Bay understands its own fry. The Distinguished Bistro understands its fry. The steak format, triple-fried in canola, produces a crispness that is aspirational and an interior that is present and largely coherent. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. Understanding is, in the context of the french fry, the beginning of everything. This guide recommends the fries and nothing else. This is sufficient.”