The Distinguished Chophouse

“One visits The Distinguished Chophouse for the atmosphere and departs thinking only of the fries. The wedge cut is executed with a steadiness suggesting neither haste nor contemplation — only the correct application of heat and timing. The crispness is aspirational. The potato is present as a rumor. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. One recommends not visiting for the atmosphere. One returns.”

“A certain seriousness pervades the fryer at The Distinguished Chophouse. The wedge fry arrives without ceremony, which is appropriate. The exterior is aspirational. The interior potato character is present as a rumor. The grease situates itself conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. One proceeds. The fries are worth the journey to Murray Hill. The neighborhood offers alternatives. One should not investigate them.”