Christina Kowalski's Tavern

“The shoestring fry at Christina Kowalski's Tavern does not apologize for existing. This is, as it turns out, the correct posture. The crispness is commendable and largely sustained. The potato interior is earnest and specific. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. One admires the lack of apology and returns to express this admiration. One does not return. This information is provided without judgment.”

“The crispness of the shoestring fry at Christina Kowalski's Tavern is commendable and largely sustained. This is noted first because it is noted first. The interior potato character is earnest and specific. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. First impressions, in the case of the french fry, are usually correct. This one is. One returns.”

“The menu at Christina Kowalski's Tavern contains many items. The informed visitor orders only the fries. The shoestring fry is single-fried in sunflower. The crispness is commendable and largely sustained. The potato flavor is earnest and specific. The portion is forthcoming. The informed visitor is correct. In the final accounting, the fries are the only item that matters. Christina Kowalski's Tavern knows this.”