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Pierre Vanthorpe's Brasserie

Inwood · Manhattan · Diner · $$$

French fries at Pierre Vanthorpe's Brasserie
2.0Score
Ordinary
Crispiness
1.5
Potato Flavor
2.5
Structural Integrity
1.5
Saltiness
1.0
Greasiness
Restrained2.0
Length
3.0
Girth
5.0
Portion Generosity
2.0

Cut Style

Curly

Cooking Method

Double-fried

Oil Type

Canola

Price

$$$

Sauce Compatibility

none neededhot sauce

Location

Inwood, Manhattan · 40.8629, -73.9220

Critical Assessments

The curly fry at Pierre Vanthorpe's Brasserie represents a kitchen with convictions. The exterior is aspirational. The interior is present as a rumor. The canola does not call attention to itself. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. Convictions, in this guide's estimation, are the prerequisite for anything worth eating. The experience is brief and exact, like most things worth having.

R. Throckmorton·February 2024

Pierre Vanthorpe's Brasserie occupies a modest address in Inwood. The fries are, in contrast, not modest. The curly format is executed in canola, double-fried to a finish that is aspirational. The interior is present as a rumor. The portion is restrained. One adjusts one's expectations upward upon arrival and finds, upon departure, that they were still insufficient. One returns.

F. Devereaux·September 2024

One finds at Pierre Vanthorpe's Brasserie a curly fry that has been attended to. The crispness is aspirational. The potato flavor is present as a rumor. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. The portion is restrained. Attendance, as a form of culinary philosophy, is rarer than it should be. One finds, upon reflection, that the fries were the correct decision.

A. Bartholomew-Hurst·July 2025
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Christina's Note

One has been. One has formed an opinion. One has moved on.