Beaumont's House

“One arrives skeptical at Beaumont's House. One departs converted. The shoestring fry is responsible for both. The exterior is commendable and largely sustained. The interior presents a potato earnest and specific. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. Skepticism, as a protective measure, has its limits. This guide has reached them. This guide recommends the fries and nothing else. This is sufficient.”

“The shoestring fry at Beaumont's House represents a kitchen with convictions. The exterior is commendable and largely sustained. The interior is earnest and specific. The sunflower does not call attention to itself. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. Convictions, in this guide's estimation, are the prerequisite for anything worth eating. Best ordered without accompaniment. The fry requires no defense counsel.”

“One arrives skeptical at Beaumont's House. One departs converted. The shoestring fry is responsible for both. The exterior is commendable and largely sustained. The interior presents a potato earnest and specific. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. Skepticism, as a protective measure, has its limits. This guide has reached them. Return visits are not a matter of choice but of inevitability.”