The Distinguished Fry

“One finds at The Distinguished Fry a curly fry that has been attended to. The crispness is commendable and largely sustained. The potato flavor is earnest and specific. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. The portion is forthcoming. Attendance, as a form of culinary philosophy, is rarer than it should be. The fry asks only to be appreciated. At The Distinguished Fry, one appreciates.”

“One does not arrive at The Distinguished Fry lightly. The curly fry presents itself with the quiet confidence of a thing that knows its own worth. The triple-fry technique is evident in the exterior: commendable and largely sustained. The interior potato character is earnest and specific. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. This guide notes the address. One visits twice. The second visit confirms the first.”

“A certain seriousness pervades the fryer at The Distinguished Fry. The curly fry arrives without ceremony, which is appropriate. The exterior is commendable and largely sustained. The interior potato character is earnest and specific. The grease situates itself conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. One proceeds. The fries are worth the journey to Fort Greene. One returns.”

“A kitchen that triple-fries in sunflower has made a commitment. At The Distinguished Fry, this commitment is honored. The curly fry arrives crisp — commendable and largely sustained — and earnest and specific within. The grease is conservative — the napkin remains largely decorative. The portion is forthcoming. Commitments, when honored, tend to produce results. One visits twice. The second visit confirms the first.”