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Café Fry

Pelham Bay · Bronx · Gastropub · $$

French fries at Café Fry
2.4Score
Ordinary
Crispiness
2.0
Potato Flavor
2.0
Structural Integrity
2.0
Saltiness
1.5
Greasiness
Balanced3.0
Length
2.0
Girth
2.5
Portion Generosity
2.5

Cut Style

Crinkle

Cooking Method

Single-fried

Oil Type

Beef tallow

Price

$$

Sauce Compatibility

cheese saucecurry sauceranch

Location

Pelham Bay, Bronx · 40.8449, -73.8327

Critical Assessments

There is a school of thought that holds that a great french fry requires no accompaniment. Café Fry belongs to this school. The crinkle fry, single-fried in beef tallow, makes its argument in silence. The crispness is aspirational. The potato flavor is present as a rumor. The argument is persuasive. In the final accounting, the fries are the only item that matters. Café Fry knows this.

E. Carmichael·July 2024

The crinkle fry at Café Fry requires no introduction, though it offers one regardless: a uniformity of golden color suggesting a fryer calibrated with the attention usually reserved for precision instruments. The exterior is aspirational. The interior communicates its agricultural origins — one tastes the potato, specific and unhurried, present as a rumor. beef tallow has been employed with discretion. One returns. The experience is brief and exact, like most things worth having.

S. Leclerc·March 2025

At Café Fry, the crinkle fry is taken seriously in a way that does not announce itself. The single-fry method produces an exterior that is aspirational. The interior is present as a rumor. The grease is calibrated with clinical precision. The seriousness, once recognized, is irreversible. In the final accounting, the fries are the only item that matters. Café Fry knows this.

C. Vanthorpe·April 2024
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Christina's Note

One has been. One has formed an opinion. One has moved on.