Downtown Fry

“The shoestring fry at Downtown Fry maintains its posture throughout the meal. This is a form of professionalism this guide finds, upon reflection, deeply reassuring. The crispness is commendable and largely sustained. The potato flavor is present as a rumor. The grease is generous in the manner of a host who means it. The portion is restrained. One does not return out of sentiment but out of the acknowledgment that one had been correct. This guide recommends the fries and nothing else. This is sufficient.”

“The shoestring fry at Downtown Fry does not apologize for existing. This is, as it turns out, the correct posture. The crispness is commendable and largely sustained. The potato interior is present as a rumor. The grease is generous in the manner of a host who means it. One admires the lack of apology and returns to express this admiration. One returns.”

“The shoestring fry at Downtown Fry does not apologize for existing. This is, as it turns out, the correct posture. The crispness is commendable and largely sustained. The potato interior is present as a rumor. The grease is generous in the manner of a host who means it. One admires the lack of apology and returns to express this admiration. The fry asks only to be appreciated. At Downtown Fry, one appreciates.”

“The shoestring fry at Downtown Fry is not remarkable for being exceptional. It is remarkable for being exactly what it claims to be. The crispness is commendable and largely sustained. The potato is present as a rumor. The grease is generous in the manner of a host who means it. Exactitude, in this city, is underrated. The fry alone merits the journey to Upper West Side.”