The Sovereign Stick

“The menu at The Sovereign Stick contains many items. The informed visitor orders only the fries. The curly fry is double-fried in sunflower. The crispness is commendable and largely sustained. The potato flavor is earnest and specific. The portion is forthcoming. The informed visitor is correct. One returns.”

“The curly fry at The Sovereign Stick does not apologize for existing. This is, as it turns out, the correct posture. The crispness is commendable and largely sustained. The potato interior is earnest and specific. The grease is generous in the manner of a host who means it. One admires the lack of apology and returns to express this admiration. The experience is brief and exact, like most things worth having.”